Scientists at NASA built a gun specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space shuttle, all traveling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields. British engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the windshields of their new high speed trains. Arrangements were made, and a gun was sent to the British engineers
A mechanical, electrical and computer engineer were riding together to an engineering seminar when the car suddenly began jerking and shuttering. The mechanical engineer, said, "I think the car has a faulty carburetor." The electrical engineer said, "No, I think the problem lies with the alternator." The computer engineer brightened up and said, "I know, let's stop the car, all get out of the car and get back in again!"
Husband: (Returning late from work) "Good Evening Dear, I'm now logged in." Wife???: Have you brought the grocery? Husband: Bad command or filename. Wife???: But I told you in the morning! Husband: Erroneous syntax. Abort? Wife???: What about my new TV? Husband: Variable not found ... Wife???: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping. Husband: Sharing Violation. Access denied... Wife???: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny? Husband: Too many parameters... Wife???: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you. Husband: Data type mismatch. Wife???: You are useless. Husband: It's by Default. Wife???: What about your Salary? Husband: File in use ... Try later. Wife???: What is my value in the family. Husband: Unknown Virus
MORAL: Beware before getting married to an IT pro.
Hard Disk Girls: She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM Girls: She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
Windows Girls: Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
Screensaver Girls: She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!
Internet Girls: Difficult to access.
Server Girls: Always busy when you need her.
Multimedia Girls: She makes horrible things look beautiful.
CD-ROM Girls: She is always faster and faster.
Email Girls: Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
Virus Girls: Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything.