The following is the conversation between Lallo Prasad Yadav and Bill Gates. Gates : Hi! you must have heard of Windows. Lallo : Oh yes! In most govt. offices we have the single window clearance concept. Gates : At home have u installed Windows? Lallo : I have removed all windows due to increased burglaries in our house. Gates (Confused): Then what is the system you operate on? Lallo : OPERATION ? Yes I had a Hernia operation last month. Gates
Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both had the same qualifications. In order to determine which individual to hire, the applicants were asked to take a test by the Department Manager. Upon completion of the test, both men missed only one of the questions. The manager went to the first applicant and said, "Thank you for your interest, but we've decided to give the job to the other applicant." "And why would you be doing that
Five cannibals get appointed as programmers in an IT company. During the welcoming ceremony the boss says: "You're all part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the company canteen for something to eat. So don't trouble the other employees. The cannibals promise not to trouble the other employees. A month later the boss returns and says: "You're all working very hard, and I'm very satisfied with all of you. However, one of our cleaners has
When asked to your address, your answer begins with http:// Instead of calling you to dinner, your spouse sends e-mail. You chat with your fingers, not your mouth. You use Netscape 4.72, and you check every week whether version 4.73 was released. You know the difference between Java and Javascript. Most of your friends have an @ in their names. In order to watch CNN you move to www.cnn.com On your business card the e-mail appears before
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself being sized up by God.... "Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call. I m not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you helped society enormously by putting a computer in almost every home in America, yet you also created Windows 95. I'm going to do something I ve never done before. In your case, I m going to let you decide where you want to go." "Well, what s the difference between the two?" Bill