Husband is a Software Professional!! Husband : Good evening dear, I am now logged in. Wife : Have you brought the ring? Husband : Bad command or File name. Wife : But I told in the mornin....... Husband : Erroneous Syntax, Abort? Wife : What about your salary? Husband : File in use. Wife : What about my new saree? Husband : Variable not found. Wife : At least give me your credit card, I want to do some shopping. Husband :
A priest, a drunkard, and an engineer were all being led to the guillotine to be executed. They ask the priest if he wants to face upward or downward when he meets his fate. The priest says that he would like to die face up, so that he will be looking toward heaven when he dies. They raise the blade of the guillotine and release it. It comes speeding down and suddenly stops just inches from his throat. The authorities take this as divine intervention and release the
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There was a large group of frinds on Whatsapp. There were around 40 to 50 pepole in that group.... Conversation: Member A: Happy Birthday Tina....
Other members: 1. Happy b'dy Tina... 2. Happy Birthdy tina... 3. Many many happy return of the day Tina! 4. Jamandin Mubarak Ho Tina... 5. Party Kab Raho Ho Yaar Tina? 6. Happy Birthday Tina.... 7. Happy Bday, Jamandin Mubarak Ho Yaar.
Member A: SORRY! SENT BY MISTAKE. TINA IS IN OTHER GROUP!!!