In the life of a common man, things are never serious. Starting from birth until the common man dies, everything remains so so common that you can make fun of almost everything. Some of such jokes can be found here.


A Paksitani boy got admission in an American school.

Teacher: What's your name ?

Boy: Ahmad

Teacher: No, now you are in America your name is Johny from today.

Boy went home. Mom Asked: how was the day Ahmad?

Boy: I am an American now call me Johnny.

Mom & Dad both got offended and beat him up.

Next day he was back to school, all bruised.

Teacher: What happend Johnny?

Boy: Ma'am, just 4 hours after I became American, I was attacked by two Pakistanis.
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A Department of Water Resources representative stops at a Texas ranch and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, I need to inspect your ranch for your water allocation.

The old rancher says, "Okay, but don't go in that field over there."

The Water representative says, "Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me. See this card? This card means I am allowed to go WHEREVER I WISH on any agricultural land. No questions asked or answered
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A Chinese Call center:

Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?

Operator: Yes you can speak to me...

Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this?

Caller: I am Sam Wan, and I need to talk to Annie Wan. It's urgent!

Operator: I know you are someone and you want to speak to anyone. But what's the urgent matter about?

Caller
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John was talking to his fiance, Rebecca, and he said, "Be honest, now, baby. How am I as a lover?"

To which she replied, "Honey, I would definitely say that you're warm."

"Really?" he said excitedly.

"Yes, in fact I would say that you're the dictionary definition of the word 'warm'."

John was pleased until he went home and, just for fun, checked his dictionary and found, "WARM: Not so hot."
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A carpenter on a building site rushed up to the site engineer. "Sir, Sir!" he cried, "Someone just dropped a trowel from the top of the scaffold and sliced my ear off!"

The site engineer immediately organized a search party to find the ear in the hope that micro-surgeon would be able to sew it on again, if it was well-preserved in ice and taken immediately to the hospital in a thermos flask.

"Here it is!" cried one of the searchers, waving an ear.

"No, that s not it," said the injured carpenter, mine had a pencil behind it!"




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This guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours."
The guy leaves.

A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looks around at shop full of customers and says, "About 2 hours."
The guy leaves.

A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How
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