In the life of a common man, things are never serious. Starting from birth until the common man dies, everything remains so so common that you can make fun of almost everything. Some of such jokes can be found here.


A new manager spends a week at his new office with the manager he is replacing.

On the last day the departing manager tells him, "I have left three numbered envelopes in the desk drawer. Open an envelope if you encounter a crisis you can't solve."

Three months down the track there is major drama, everything goes wrong - the usual stuff - and the manager feels very threatened by it all.

He remembers the parting words of his predecessor and opens
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There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!"
The person next to him answered, "Everything is big in Texas."
When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a restaurant. Upon arriving, he ordered a drink and got a mug placed between his hands.
He exclaimed, "Wow these mugs are big!"
The bartender replied, "Everything is big in Texas."
After a couple of
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5 year old boy: I Love you Mom.
Mom: Awww ! I Love you Too.......

16 year Old Boy: I Love you Mom.
Mom: Sorry ! I Have no money...

21 year Old Boy: I Love you Mom.
Mom: Hmmmmm... who is she and where she lives ?
Moral: Mom knows everything.

But the Best is...
35 yr old man: Mom I love you.
Mom: I told you before itself, don't marry that girl....

And the award winning one...
55 yr old man: Mom I love you...
Mom: Son I will not sign any paper...
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Husband: Dubai ja raha hun...
Wife: Mere liye jewellery lana...

Husband: Paris ja raha hun....
Wife: Mere liye cosmetics lana...

Husband: London ja raha hun...
Wife: Perfumes leke aana...

Husband: Narak mein ja raha hun...
Wife: Bhagwan ka diya sub kuch hai... bas tum apna khyal rakhna..!!!
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A big, burly man visited the pastor's home and asked to see the minister's wife, a woman well known for her charitable impulses.

"Madam," he said in a broken voice, "I wish to draw your attention to the terrible plight of a poor family in this district. The father is dead, the mother is too ill to work, and the nine children are starving. They are about to be turned into the cold, empty streets unless someone pays their rent, which amounts to $400."

"How terrible!" exclaimed the preacher's wife. "May I ask who you are?"

The sympathetic visitor applied his handkerchief to his eyes. "I'm the landlord," he sobbed.
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A very large, old building was being torn down in Chicago to make room for a new skyscraper. Due to its proximity to other buildings it could not be imploded and had to be dismantled floor by floor.
While working on the 49th floor, two construction workers found a skeleton in a small closet behind the elevator shaft. They decided that they should call the police. When the police arrived they directed them to the closet and showed them the skeleton fully clothed and standing
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