In the life of a common man, things are never serious. Starting from birth until the common man dies, everything remains so so common that you can make fun of almost everything. Some of such jokes can be found here.


Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both had the same qualifications. In order to determine which individual to hire, the applicants were asked to take a test by the Department manager.
Upon completion of the test, both men missed only one of the questions. The manager went to the first applicant and said, "Thank you for your interest, but we have decided to give the job to the other applicant."
"And why would you be doing that
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Making New Year s Resolutions Work

1. Why are New Year s resolutions such notorious failures and more troublesome than they re worth?

2. Why do people make New Year s Resolutions in the first place?

3. Do you find that people usually make too many New Year s Resolutions?

4. Don t you think trying too hard to accomplish something often results in failure?

5. Is it possible to become addicted to unhappiness, failure and negative
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An Arab was admitted in the Lilavati Hospital at Mumbai for a heart transplant, but prior to the surgery the doctors needed to store his blood in case need arises.

As the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn't be found locally. So the call went out to a number of countries. Finally a Gujarati was located who had a similar type of blood. The Gujarati willingly donated his blood for the Arab.

After the surgery, the Arab sent the Gujarati as appreciation
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Beta: Mummy kya love marriage karne se ghar wale naraaz hote hain?

Maa: Tu pakka kisi churail ke chakkar mein hoga or yeh sab tujhe usi daayan ne kaha hoga, ladkiyan to bus ladkon ko fasane mein hi lagi rehti hain, jahan achcha ladka dekha shuru ho jaati hain. Beta meri baat dhyaan se suno.. inke chakkron mein kabhi mat padna, inse bach ke rehna, yeh bahut smart aur dhokebaaz type ki hoti hain aur inka koi deen-imaan bhi...

Beta: Aisa kuch nahi hai mom, woh to daddy bata rahe the ki aap dono ki love marriage hui thi.
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A Captain asked a sailor, "Where did your father die?"
"He drowned at sea."
"And your grandfather?"
"At sea too."
"Arent you afraid of the sea?"
The sailor retorted, "Sir, where did your father die?"
"In bed."
"And your grandfather?"
"In bed too."
"Sir, arent you afraid to go to bed every night where your father and grandfather died?"
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One morning, Lisa and Sadie decided to go out for breakfast. The waitress told them that the special that morning was two eggs, tomatoes, mushrooms, hash browns and toast for 3.99.

"That sounds good," said Sadie, "but I don't want the eggs."

"OK," said the waitress, but I will then have to charge you 4.50."

"Why," asked Lisa, "it doesnt make sense.

"Because you will then in effect be ordering a la carte," the waitress replied.

"Do you mean I'll have to pay for not taking the eggs?" Sadie asked.

"Yes," replied the waitress.

"OK then, I'll take the special," says Sadie.

"How do you want your eggs done?" asked the waitress.

"Raw and in the shell," Sadie replied.

At the end of the meal, Sadie took the two eggs home.
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