In the life of a common man, things are never serious. Starting from birth until the common man dies, everything remains so so common that you can make fun of almost everything. Some of such jokes can be found here.


1. Subaah subaah garam paani milega..... Bartan dhone ke liye.

2. Pyaare pyaare bachche milenge..... Aapko gadha Banaane ke liye.

3. Har roz biwi aapse pyar se nolegi..... Ration laane ke liye.

4. Biwi aapke baahon me baahein daalegi..... Kharcha paani ke liye.

5. Aap gaana gaana shuru kar doge..... Bachchon ko sulaane ke liye.

6. Wo roz taiyaar hokar saamne aayegi..... Shopping jaane ke liye.

7. Aapko bhi whiskey ka mazaa ayegaa..... Kuch der gum bhulaane ke liye.

NO LIFE WITHOUT WIFE
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A blind man was traveling in his private jet when he detected something was wrong. He made his way to the cockpit and got no response from his pilot.
The blind guy then found the radio and started calling the tower
"Help! Help!"
The tower came back and asked, "What's the problem?"
The blind guy yelled, "Help me! I'm blind... the pilot is dead, and we're flying upside down!"
The tower comes back and asked, "How do you know you're upside down?"
"Because the shit is running down my back!"
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How to identify the city you are in...

Scenario 1: Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on...
That's MUMBAI.

Scenario 2: Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along and tries to make peace. The first two get together and beat him up...
That's DELHI.

Scenario 3: Two guys fighting and third guy comes from a nearby house and says, "Don't fight in front of my place, go somewhere else."
That's PUNE
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Gabbar ke adde par... Dhiskyon, dhiskyaon....
Gabbar: Yeh bhi bach gaya! Tera kya hoga Kaaliya?
Kaaliya: Mujhe mat maro sardaar, maine aapka namak khaya hai.
Gabbar: Safed namak ya kala namak?
Kaaliya: Safed.
Gabbar: Iodine tha kya usame?
Kaaliya: Haan.
Gabbar: Free flowing hai kya?
Kaaliya: Jee haan...
Gabbar: ISI mark hai kya?
Kaaliya: Haan.
Gabbar: 'Dukan' se liya ya 'Super Market' se ya sarkaari depot se?
Kaaliya: Gaon walo ne diya tha sardaar.
Gabbar: MRP dekha tha kya?
Kaaliya: Haan.
Gabbar: Expiry date bhi dekhi thi kya?
Kaaliya: Haan sardaar..
Gabbar: Tata tha ya Captain Cook?
Kaaliya: Sardar, main Namak Haram hoon... mujhe goli mar do.
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While working with Mr. Smith, I have always found him
working studiously and sincerely at his table without
gossiping with colleagues in the office. He seldom
wastes his time on useless things. Given a job, he always
finishes the given assignment in time. He is always
deeply engrossed in his official work, and can never be
found chitchatting in the canteen. He has absolutely no
vanity in spite of his high accomplishment and profound
knowledge
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It was their first quarrel. Mulla Nasruddin was coming off worst until he brought his bride's family into the argument.

"Your father is an old drunkard," he stated with venom. "Your mother is a nagger, and your brother is an idle layabout."

"Can't you say one decent thing about my family?" she asked, sarcastically.

"YES, JUST ONE," replied Nasruddin. "THEY WERE ALL OPPOSED TO OUR MARRIAGE."
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