In the life of a common man, things are never serious. Starting from birth until the common man dies, everything remains so so common that you can make fun of almost everything. Some of such jokes can be found here.


A young woman brings home her fianc to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man. The father invites the fianc to his study for a drink.
"So what are your plans?" the father asks the young man.
"I am a Torah scholar." He replies.
"A Torah scholar, Hmmm," the father says. "Admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in, as she is accustomed to?"
"I will study," the young
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Chitrgupt Bohut Pareshaan The Aurr Brahma Ji Se Bole: Hey Prabhu Ye Karvachauth Ke Vratt Se 7 Janam Tak Ek Hi Pati Milne Wali Yojna Band Kar Dein.

Bramha Ji Ne Pucha- Kyon? Kya Hua?

Chitrgupt: Prabhu Manage Karna Mushkil Ho Gaya Hai. Sabhi Aurteein 7 Janam Tak Wahi Purush Maangti Hai Par Sabhi Purush Har Bar Dusri Aurat Maangte Hai Bohot Dikkat Ho Rai Hai.

Brahma Ji Ne Kaha: Ye Scheme Aadi Kaal Se Chali Aa Rahi Hai, Ise Band Nahi Kia Jaa Sakta. Prithvi Par Ek Santa Naam Ka Prani Rehta Hai, Usse Jaa kar Salah Lijiye.

Chitrgupt Santa Ke Paas Gaye or Unse Salah Maangi.

Santa Bola: Jo Bhi Aurat 7 Janam Tak Wahi Pati Demand Kare Use Dedo Par Saath Mein Shart Bhi RakhDo Ke Pati Wahi Chahiye Toh Saas Bhi Wahi Milegi, Demand Apne Aap Band...
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A man, should showing off his knowledge to another, asked if he knew what shape the world was.
"I don't know," said the second. "Give me a clue."
"It is the same shape as the buttons on my jacket," said the first.
"Square," said the second.
"That is my Sunday jacket," said the first. "I meant my weekday jacket. Now what shape is the world?"
"Square on Sunday, round on weekday," said the second man.



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A biker stops when he notice a young girl who's about to jump off a bridge.

He asks her: Do you mind giving me the final kiss before you jump?

She quietly accepted and gave him one of the deepest lingering kisses he had ever had.

When she finished, the biker said: Wow, this is the best Kiss I ever had. Why are you committing suicide?

She replied: My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl...
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1st Girl: Aaj kal ke ladkon ka toh bilkul bhi bharosa nahin karna chahiye !!! Main toh ab uski shakl bhi nahin dekhungi.

2nd Girl: Kyon kya hua ??? Uska kisi aur ke saath bhi chaakar hai? Ya tumne usko kisi aur ladki ke sath dekh liya ?

1st Girl: Nahin usne mujhe kisi aur ladke ke sath dekh liya hai, jab ki woh kal bol raha tha ki wo out of city jaa raha hai... Jhootha.... Dhokhebaaz..... Kameena.....
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A Nano breaks down on a roadside.


A BMW stops to help the driver.

"I will tow you to the next service station, but if I drive too fast please flash your lights"


They start up slowly but only a km or so down the line a Porsche speeds past 150km/h.


The BMW driver totally forgets about the nano & guns it after the Porsche.


Just as all 3 of them tear through a speed trap, the cop radios the HQ:


"Calling all stations, You won't believe this, I just saw a BMW & a Porsche racing past at about 190 km/h with a Nano behind them flashing its lights to Overtake."
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