Funny 2-liners
That's the power of Smile !!!
Behind every Successful Man there is a Woman....
Because Women don't run behind Unsuccessful Men!!!
'Sympathy'... You can get from Anybody.
But... 'Jealousy'.... You have to Earn it!!!
Drink 5 cups of milk and try to push the wall.
And then drink 5 cups of alcohol and watch... It'll move on its own!!!
Only 3 living beings are immune to cold on earth:
1. Polar bears
2. Penguins
3. Females wearing sleeveless & backless at marriages in India !!!
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