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A man was brought in to the hospital intensive care ward, put in a bed, tubes coming out everywhere. A week later, another man was admitted, in a similar condition.

Both lay there, machines pinging, tubes poking etc. a couple more weeks before one of them had the strength to raise his hand and point to himself and say, "Bengali."

The other patient signaled he had heard, raised his own hand, and said, "Punjabi."

This act tired them out so badly
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Banta's eldest daughter had been taken to the delivery room in a hospital and he was anxiously waiting outside, when he heard the crying of a newborn babe. A few minutes later a nurse came out of the delivery room.
Banta rushed up to her and enquired, "Sister, am I a grandfather or a grandmother ?"
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Santa: You've got to fix my computer. I urgently need to print a document, but the computer won't boot properly.

Tech Support: What does it say?

Santa: Something about an error and non-system disk.

Tech Support: Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?

Santa: No, but there's a sticker saying there's an Intel inside. How do I get that one out?

Tech Support: It's actually fairly easy if you had the IQ upgraded lately. Have you had that done?

Santa: No, I don't think so. I'm always one of the last to get the new stuff.

Tech Support: OK, then go tell your manager that I said you qualify for an IQ upgrade.
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A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00, which seemed awfully cheap.

"Why so little," she asked the pet storeowner.

The owner looked at her seriously and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of Prostitution and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."
The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird anyway.
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Banta walks into an insurance office and asks for a job.
"We don't need any one," they replied.
"You can't afford not to hire me. I can sell anyone anytime any thing."
"We have two prospects that no one has been able to sell. If you can sell just one, you have a job."
He was gone for about two hours and returned and handed them two checks, one for a $80,000 policy and another for a $50,000 policy.
"How in the world did you do that," they asked.
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Court scene: [Santa and Banta are lawyers]
Santa : You are a fool
Banta : And you are a damn fool.
Judge : As the learned lawyers have now identified each other, can we now proceed with the case.
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