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Santa lost his cheque booklet.

He decided to go to the bank after two days to report.

The Bank manager said to him, "But I warned you to be very careful with your cheque book because anyone can forge your signature."

Santa replied, "I am not a fool Sir, I have signed all the cheques already, so, they won't have space to forge my signature!"
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Santa was hauled up in a court for beating his neighbour. The magistrate demanded: 'Did you beat up your neighbour?'
'Yes, Your Honour, he called me a Punjabi rascal.'
'So what?'
'Your Honour, if he had called you a Bengali or Madrasi rascal, or the type of rascal you really are, would not you have beaten him up?'
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Once Santa and Banta were celebrating in a bar. A man walks into the bar and asks what the fuss is all about.
Santa says: "We have just put together a 100 piece jigsaw puzzle in under six hours."
The man says: "So whats the big deal.
The Banta. "On the box it says from 3 to 5 years."
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Banta has a cross-eyed bull that keeps bumping into things. He calls up to vet to try to remedy the problem.

The vet says, "I think the best thing is to stick a pipe up his ass and blow real hard and the bulls' eyes will straighten out."

The vet - a 70 year old man - inserts the pipe and blows. The bulls' eyes begin to straighten, but the vet soon looses his breath and the bulls' eyes are crossed again. The vet gives it another try, but looses his breath
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Santa and Banta were in conversation on the beach:
Santa: Bhaji! , Isno beach kyo kahende ne?
Banta : Tenu nahi pata ?
Santa: Nahi pata.
Banta : O Aasmaan te Zameen de beech hai esliye ahnu beach kahende ne.
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Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers, Santa and Banta.
"So," he said, "I have been presented, by both of you, with a bribe."
Both, Santa and Banta squirmed uncomfortably.
"You, advocate Santa, gave me Rs 60,000. And you, advocate Banta, gave me Rs 50,000."
The judge reached into his pocket and pulled out a check. He handed it to Santa, and stated, "Now then, I'm returning Rs 10,000, and we're going to decide this case strictly on its merits."
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