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Santa had saved up a lot of money to buy a car. But when he had required sum, instead of buying a car he brought a buffalo.

"Santa ji you were always saying you wanted a car to drive to the the market. And now you have gone and brought another buffalo. Won't you look ridiculous riding a buffalo to the market?" complained his wife, Jeeto.

Quite unabashed, the Santa replied, "Wouldn't I look more ridiculous trying to milk a Maruti?"
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Santa ne Live Radio Station call ki: Hello... ji ye Radio station hai ?

RJ: Ji Haan, boliye.

Santa: Meri awaaz pura shehar sun raha hai ?

RJ: J Haan.

Santa: Yani ghar mein jo meri biwi Radio sun rahi hai... wo bhi sun rahi hogi..??

RJ (Gusse mein): Haaan bhai haan..!!!

Santa: Hello Jeeto! Agar meri aawaz sun rahi hai toh jaldi se Motor chala de... Main oopar chhat par toilet mein hoon aur tanki mein Paani khatam ho gaya hai...!!!
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Santa and Jeeto got married. Santa thought this would be a modern marriage, which meant equal roles for equal partners.

So, the first morning back from their honeymoon, Santa brought Jeeto breakfast in bed.

Jeeto wasn't impressed with his culinary skills, however.

She looked disdainfully at the tray, and snorted, "A poached egg? I wanted scrambled!"

Undaunted, the next morning, Santa brought his true love a scrambled egg.

Jeeto wasn't having any of it. "Don't you think I like variety? I wanted poached this morning!"

Determined to please his wife, the next morning he brought his true love two eggs - one scrambled and one poached.

"Here, my love... enjoy!"

Jeeto was furious, "You idiot, you scrambled the wrong egg!"
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"Daddy, where did I come from?" the seven-year-old asked her father Santa.
It was a moment for which Santa and Jeeto had carefully prepared. They took her into the living room, got out the encyclopedia and several other books, and explained all they thought she should know about sexual attraction, affection, love, and reproductions. Then they both sat back and smiled contentedly.
"Does that answer your question?" Santa asked.
"Not really," the little girl said. "Dolly said she came from Delhi. I want to know where I came from."
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Banta comes home from work to find total mayhem at home. The kids were outside still in their pyajamas playing in the mud and muck. There were empty food-boxes and wrappers all around. As he proceeded into the house, he found an even bigger mess.
Dishes on the counter, dog-food spilled on the floor, a broken glass under the table, and a small pile of sand by the back door. The family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing, and a lamp had been knocked over
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Banta and his wife, Preeto were shocked when Preeto's doctor says she has a heart condition that could kill her at any time. She is to avoid stress, eat right, and never, ever have sex again--the strain would be too much.
So Banta and Preeto reluctantly try to live by these rules. Both get really horny over time, however, and Banta decides he'd better sleep downstairs on the couch to guard against temptation.
This works for a few weeks, until late one night when they meet each other on the stairs--Preeto is coming downstairs, and Banta is heading up.
"Honey, I have a confession to make," Preeto says, her voice quavering. "I was about to commit suicide."
"I'm glad to hear it, sweetie," Banta says, "Because I was just coming upstairs to kill you!"
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