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A man walking down the street comes across two persons, in the midst of a fight. One seems to have the upper hand. He is sitting on the other belly, and with each punch he lands shouts "Chaddu ga nahin Bante!"(I won't leave you, Banta!)
The person at the receiving end cries a bit and then laughs a lot.
Bystander: "Bhai Sahib ro kuan rahey ho"(Brother, why are you crying?)
The person below: "Dard ho rahi hai"(It is hurting)
Bystander: "Phir Haans kyon rahey ho"?(Then, why are you laughing?)
The person below: "Mera naam Banta nahi Santa hai"(My name is not Banta but Santa)
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After days in the wilderness Santa and Banta stumble into a bar in the wild north in J&K and ask for two beers.
Unfortunately they've got no money and the barman won't give them credit. Just then a Kashmiri walks in with a terrorist's head under his arm.
The barman shakes his hand and says, "I f**king hate terrorosts. Last week the bastards burnt my barn to the ground, raped my wife and killed my children. If any man brings me the head of a terrorist, I will give him
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Having lost his donkey, Santa got down to his knees and started thanking God.
A passerby saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for ?"
Santa replied "I am thanking Him for seeing to it that I was not riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too."
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The doctor told Santa that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he would loose 34 kilos.
At the end of 300 days, Santa called the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a problem.
What is the problem?" asked the doctor.
I am 2400 kms from home."
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"I'm ashamed of the way we live," wife said to her lazy husband, our Santa, who refused to find a job.
"My father pays our rent, my mother buys all of our food, my sister buys our clothes, my aunt bought us a car. I'm just so ashamed."
Santa rolled over on the couch. "You should be ashamed," he agreed. "Those two worthless brothers of yours never give us a thing!"
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Banta was bragging to his boss one day, You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."
Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Banta how about Tom Cruise?"
"Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it."
So Banta and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruises door, and sure enough, Tom Cruise, shouts, "Banta! Great to see you! You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch
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