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Banta was walking home late one night when he came upon this intoxicated tramp on the sidewalk. Wanting to help, he asked the man, "Do you live here?"
"Yesh," the man slowly replied.
"Would you like me to help you upstairs?" Banta asked.
"Yesh," the man slowly sputtered.
When they got up on the second floor Banta asked, "Is this your floor?"
"Yesh," again the man replied.
Banta got to thinking that maybe he didn't want to face the man's irate wife
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Santa with two red ears went to his doctor.
The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."
"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But.. What happened to your other ear?"
"The scoundrel called back."
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Santa and Banta were coming up in an inlet in the motor boat when they saw another boat loaded with fish.
Seeing as how their luck had been awful today, Santa asked the fisherman what his secret was.
The fisherman replied, "Just go out to sea till the water is fresh. Then stop there and drop your line.
You will get a huge haul of fish there !"
Excited, Santa fired up the motor and headed out to sea. When they got a little way out, he told Banta to fill up
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A visitor to the capital approached a man at a bus stand and asked, "Sir, will this bus go to Connaught Place?"

"Ya," replied the man.

Not understanding what the word meant he asked another who likewise replied, "Ya."

So did the third and the fourth man. Then he approached Santa and asked the same question.

He replied, "Yes sir, it does."

The visitor further asked, "What does 'Ya' mean? Why did you reply '"Yes sir'?"

"Sir Ji, an educated person always says 'Yes Sir'. Only the uneducated say 'Ya'," replied Santa.

"Are you an educated person?"
"Ya."
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Just after Santa got married, he was invited out for a night with the friends.
So Santa told his wife, Jeeto that he would be home by midnight.
Well, the hours passed and the beer was going down way too easy, so at around 2.30 AM Santa was drunk as a skunk, and headed for home.
After about half an hour just as Santa got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up, and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly he realized she'd probably wake up, so he cuckooed another 9
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