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Having lost his donkey, Banta got down on his knees and started thanking God.
A passerby saw him and asked, "your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for ?"
Banta replied "I am thanking him for seeing to it that I was not riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too."
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Dating Ads for Seniors found in a Florida Newspaper. You can say what you want about Florida, but you never hear of anyone retiring and moving north. These are actual ads seen in "The Villages", a Florida newspaper.

FOXY LADY: Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty. 80's, slim, 5'4' (used to be 5'6'), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching white shoes and belt a plus.

LONG-TERM COMMITMENT: Recent widow who has just buried fourth
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Santa was a slow worker and found it difficult to hold down a job. After a visit to the job center he was offered work at the local Zoo.

When he arrived for his first day, the keeper aware of his reputation told him to take care of the tortoise section.

Later, the keeper dropped by to see how Santa was getting on and found him standing by an empty enclosure.

"Where are the tortoises?" he asked him.

"I can't believe it," said Santa. "I just opened the door and then.....Whooooosh!"
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Banta was driving down the street looking for a place to stop so he could go to the bathroom. He stopped at a bar and went inside.
"Bartender! Where is the bathroom, I really need to go?!" he asked.
The bartender pointed him to the bathroom. So Banta went to the bathroom and looked over to the side. There was no toilet paper!
"Oh no!"
He looked over again and saw a sign that said: If out of toilet paper use your thumb and ask the bartender for a "thumb wipe
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Santa to Banta: You'll never believe what happened last night.
Banta: 'Well then, tell me what happened.'
The guy says, 'Last night the doorbell rang, and when I opened the door, there was my ex-mother-in-law on the front porch.'
She said, 'Can I stay here for a few days?'
I said, 'Of course, you can,' and shut the door.'
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Santa was flling up a application for a job. He promptly filled the columns captioned name, age, address, etc. Then he came to the column salary expected. He was not sure as what to be filled there. After much thought he wrote: yes !
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