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Santa: Whom you like more mama or papa?

Pappu: Both...

Santa: No tell me one..??

Pappu: Both.

Santa: If I go to America & your mother goes to Paris where will you go??

Pappu: Paris.

Santa: It means you like your mother??

Pappu: No, because Paris is beautiful than America...

Santa: If I go to Paris & your mother goes to America so where will you go??

Pappu: America!

Santa: Why?

Pappu: Paris toh ghoom aaye na papa.
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Santa couldn't believe it - he'd made it to the last round of his favourite game show.

"Congratulations, Santa ji," said Big B. "Answer correctly and you go home with five crores!

"This is a two-part question on Punjab history," he continued. "The second half of the question is always easier. Which part would you like first?"

Santa figured he'd play it safe, "I think I'll try the second part of the question first."

Big B nodded approvingly, while the audience was silent with anticipation.

"Okay, Santa ji, here is your question: And in what year did it happen?"
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A taxi passenger tapped the driver, Santa, on the shoulder to ask him a question. Santa screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimetres from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then Santa said, "Look sir, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"
The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much."
Santa replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years.
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Santa and Banta once go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment - the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. Mean they spend a fortune! The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything. The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day. It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, Santa catches a fish. As they're driving home they're really depressed.
Santa turns to Banta and says, "Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred bucks?"
Banta says, "Wow! Then it's a good thing we didn't catch any more!"
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A Traffic policeman signaled a speeding car driven by Banta to stop. He asked Banta: 'Why were you driving so fast? You were going well beyond the allowed speed limit.'
Replied Banta: 'My brakes had failed. I wanted to get home as fast as I could before I had an accident.'
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At an evening party the guests were asked to take part in a game in which everybody was to make a face and the one who made the worst face was to win the prize. It seemed as if all did their worst. Then the judge went up to our Banta who was sitting alone in a corner.

Judge: "Sir, I think you have won the prize. Allow me to...
Banta: "Excuse me, but I was not playing at all!"
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