An old man went to the college that he went to when he was a youth.
He knocked on room number 3 of the hostel and said: "May I come in. I lived in this very room thirty years ago when I studied in this college."
A young man opened the door and let him in. The old man examined the room, fondly remembering everything.
He said, "The same old room, the same old wooden table, the ventilator and the same old window that opens to the garden. And the same old bed."
When examining it he found a young girl under the bed.
The young man got alarmed and said, "Don't mistake me. She is my cousin. She dropped her earring and is searching for it." The old man said, "And the same old story!!
1) Once, all villages decided to pray for rain, on the day of prayer all the people gathered but only one boy came with an umbrella - That's Faith.
2) When you throw a baby in the air she laughs because she knows you will catch her - That's Trust.
3) Every night we go to bed, without any assurance of being alive the next morning but still we set the alarm to wake up - That's Hope.
4) We plan big things for tomorrow in spite of zero knowledge of the future or having any certainty of uncertainties - That's Confidence.
5) We see the world suffering. We know there is a possibility of same or similar things happening to us. But still we get married - That's Over Confidence.
Two friends meet in the street. One looked forlorn and almost on the verge of tears. The other man said, "Hey, how come you look like the whole world caved in?"
The sad fellow said, "Let me tell you. Three weeks ago, an uncle died and left me fifty thousand."
"That's not bad."
"Hold on, I'm just getting started. Two weeks ago, a cousin I never knew kicked the bucket and left me ninty thousand."
"I'd like that."
"Last week my grandfather passed away. I inherited almost a quarter of a million."
72 year old man has a physical exam. Dr. says, "You re in amazingly good health -- there s not a thing wrong with you. How old was your father when he died?" The man says, "Did I say my father was dead? He s 91 years old and in perfect health." Dr: "That s incredible. Well, how old was your grandfather when he died?" Man: "Did I say my grandfather was dead? He s 108 and in great shape. In fact he got married last month." Dr: "Amazing. But what would possess a man 108 years old to want to get married?" Man: "Did I say he wanted to get married?"
Actual transcript of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995. This radio conversation was released by the Chief of Naval Operations on 10-10-95.
Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.
Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
Americans: This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course