At one time in my life, I thought I understood the meaning of the word "service."
The act of doing things for other people. Then I heard the terms: Internal Revenue Service, Postal Service, Civil Service, Service Stations, Customer Service, City Public Service, and I became confused about the word "service." This is not what I thought "Service" meant.
Then one day, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them mentioned that he was having a bull "Service" a few of his cows.
WHAM!! It all came into perspective! Now I understand what all those "Service" agencies are doing to us.
Banta and his son who ran a modest motor spare-parts business won Rs. 50 lakhs in a lottery. They spent the money to expand the business to include spare-parts for imported cars. They placed orders with foreign firms and got invoices in return. They were foxed by the language: "excel 929, two pieces. Price $90." The line beneath read: "Ditto, eight pieces, price $360." They could not understand what "ditto" meant, so Banta went to ask a friend who explained what the word meant. Banta then returned to his show-room and conveyed the meaning of the word to his son: "Oye, Main haan ullu da pattha, tey toon hai ditto." (I am son of an owl and you are ditto).
God decided to encourage people to have fewer children and introduced an award scheme. During the procedure at one point, he concentrated on learning about the situation in India.
He first met Jawaharlal Nehru in heaven, and asked him how many children he had during his time on earth.
Nehru replied, "Only one!
Happy with the relatively good family planning adopted, God awarded Nehru with a Celestial Rolls Royce!
Why we should feel sorry for tech support people: A woman called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer. The tech asked her if she was "running it under Windows." The woman then responded, "No, my desk is next to the door. But that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his is working fine."
Tech Support: "OK Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings
Ben came from a large family. He had three sisters and three brothers.
One day he was looking through the family photo album with his mother when he noticed, in page after page, that all the children were dressed in the same colors.
He asked his mother why they were all dressed alike.
She explained, "At first, when we had just four children, I dressed you alike so we wouldn't lose any of you. "Then," she added, "as other three came along, I started dressing you alike so we wouldn't accidentally take one home that didn't belong to us."