A 65 year old woman who has a baby with the help of a fertility specialist. All her relatives come to visit and meet the newest member of their family. When they ask to see the baby, the 65 year old mother says, "Not yet." A little later they ask to see the baby again. Again the mother says, "Not yet." Finally they say, "When can we see the baby?" And the mother says, "When the baby cries." So they ask, "Why do we have to wait until the baby cries?" The new mother says, "I forgot where I put it."
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replies, "I see millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" Watson ponders a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time
Q. What does JFK Jr. miss most about Martha s Vineyard? A. The runway. Q. What will they name the JFK Jr movie. ? A. Three funerals and a wedding. Q. What was JFK Jr drinking at the time of the crash ? A. Ocean Spray. Q. How did JFK Jr learn how to fly ? A. He took a crash course. Q. How are the Kennedy s like oil? A. They don t mix well with water. Observation: Used to be that Kennedies drowned their women one at a time! Rumor: We hear JFK, Jr. has a new
There were these 4 guys, a Russian, a German, an American and a Frenchman, who found this small genie bottle.
When they rubbed the bottle, a genie appears.
Thankful that the 4 guys had released him out of the bottle, he said, "Next to you all are 4 swimming pools, I will give each of you a wish. When you run towards the pool and jump, you must shout what you want the pool of water to become, and then your wish will come true."
What happened?" asked the hospital visitor to the heavily bandaged man sitting up in bed. "Well, I went to the Amusement Park at the weekend and decided to take a ride on the roller coaster. As we came up to the top of the highest loop, I noticed a little sign by the side of the track. I tried to read it but it was very small and I couldn't make it out. I was so curious that I decided to go round again, but we went by so quickly that I couldn't see what the sign said. By