A man arrives at the theater to see the latest production only to learn that it is completely sold out.
He finds an usher and pleads with him, "You must help me, I am a huge theater fan. Ive been to every opening night performance at this theater for twenty years. I cant bear to miss this play, is there any possible way you can find me a seat?"
The usher says he'll see what he can do.
A few minutes later the usher returns and tells the man he has
Superman was feeling bored after a long streak of crimefighting and wanted to go out and party, so he called Batman to ask if he wanted to go to a club and pick up some girls. Batman said Robin was ill and he had to look after him. A little disappointed, Superman called Spiderman to see if he fancied a few beers. Spiderman told him he had a date with Catwoman. As a last resort, Superman flew over to Wonderwoman's apartment to see if she was free. As he landed on her
A Lawyer dies and goes to heaven. He knocks on the old pearly gates and out walks St. Peter. "Hello mate," says St. Peter, "I'm sorry, no Lawyers in heaven." "What?" exclaims the man, astonished. "You heard, no Lawyers." "But, but, but, I've been a good man", replies the Lawyer. "Oh really", says St. Peter. "What have you done, then ?" "Well" said the guy, "Three weeks before I died, I gave 10 dollars to the starving children in Africa". "Oh
In Lok Sabha, a Congress MP during his speech told a story.....
"There was a father who gave 100 rupees to each of his 3 sons and asked them to buy things and fill up a room completely.
"First son bought hay for Rs. 100 but couldn't fill the room entirely.
"Second son bought cotton for Rs. 100 but couldn't fill the room entirely.
"Third son bought a candle for Re. 1/- and lit it up and the room was completely filled with light."
The MP added, "Our Prime Minister is like the third son. From the day he has taken charge of his office, our country is filled with the bright light of prosperity"
A voice from the backbench asked: "Where is the remaining Rs. 99?"