The passenger sat in the backseat, clutching the door handle and wondering if she could expect to survive the trip. The cabdriver sped through the crowded streets, weaving in and out of traffic.
The passenger watched as one pedestrian after another ran to avoid being run down by her lunatic driver. She looked ahead and saw a truck double-parked on the narrow street, but not only did the taxi driver fail to slow down, he actually accelerated as he approached the truck. He slipped his cab through the available space with an inch or two to spare on either side.
"Driver!" the passenger screamed, "Are you trying to get us both killed?"
"Relax, lady," he said, "just do what I do. Close your eyes."
Gavin Cole of Dublin got onto a bus with three packets of heroin safely hidden in his pocket. You'd have to be a real idot to take the packets out while sitting right there on the bus with everyone else. He did this because he's a bonehead! And while this is stupid enough it just happened that the man sitting next to him was an off-duty drug squad officer.
But wait! There's more. So here he is playing with his heroin next to the officer and his cell phone rings. And
A motorcycle cop on patrol watched as Banta in a car slowed down at a stop sign, without coming to a complete stop, then sped off. The motorcycle cop pulled the vehicle over and approached Banta. "Sir, can I please see your license and rgistration." Banta replies, "Not until you tell me what the heck I did wrong, Officer." The officer explain, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign a few blocks back." "Let me guess," said Banta, "all the