While making rounds, a doctor points out an X-ray to a group of medical students.
"As you can see," she says, "the patient limps because his left fibula and tibia are radically arched. Michael, what would you do in a case like this?"
"Well," ponders the student, "I suppose I'd limp too."
Thanks for making my life wonderful and being a part of my life. What ever I am is only because of you. You are my angel thanks for coming in my life and making it worth living. You're Great.
Uski wife ne reply bheja: Pee li hai na ? Ab chup chap ghar aa jao... DARO MAT... KUCHH NAHI BOLUNGI..!!!
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knew his numbers.
"Yes," he said, "I do. My father taught me." "Good. What comes after three?" "Four," answers the boy. "What comes after six?" "Seven." "Very good," says the teacher. "Your dad did a fine job. What comes after ten?" "A jack."
Three men came across a female genie who promised to grant each one a wish. The first man said, I wish I were twenty-five percent smarter. The genie blinked, and the man said smarter already. The second man said, I wish I were fifty percent smarter. The genie blinked, and the exclaimed, "That's wonderful! I think I know things now that I didn't know before." The third man said, I'd like to be one hundred percent smarter. So the genie blinked, and the man changed into a woman.
A couple was having some trouble, so they did the right thing and went to a marriage counselor. After a few visits, and a lot of questioning and listening, counselor said that he had discovered the main problem.
He stood up, went over to the woman, asked her to stand, and gave her a hug. He looked at the man and said, "This is what your wife needs, at least once a day!"
The man frowned, thought for a moment, then said, "OK, what time do you want me to bring her back tomorrow?"
An Arab student sends an e-mail to his dad, saying:
Dear Dad, Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but Dad, I am a bit ashamed to arrive at my college with my pure-gold Ferrari 599GTB when all my teachers and many fellow students travel by train. Your son, Nasser
The next day, Nasser gets a reply to his e-mail from his dad:
My dear loving son, Twenty million US Dollar has just been transferred to your account. Please stop embarrassing us. Go and get yourself a train too. Love, your Dad