One day, a scuba diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level.
Looking around, he saw a guy at the same depth without any scuba gear on, so, he decided to go down another 20 feet.
He took another look around, and low and behold, there was the same guy.
I can't believe it, thought the scuba diver; I bet he can't go down another 25 feet....
So the diver goes down another 25 feet and, again, there is the guy!
Totally amazed, the scuba diver pulls out a chalkboard and writes, "How the heck are you able to go so deep and stay under so long without any equipment?"
The guy grabs the chalkboard and frantically writes: "I'm drowning you moron!"
A lady was out driving her car and when she stopped at a red light, the car just died. It was a busy intersection, and the traffic behind her starting growing. The guy in the car directly behind her started honking his horn continuously as the lady continued to try getting the car to start up again. Finally she got out of her car and approached the guy in the car behind her. "I can't seem to get my car started," she said, smiling. "Would you be a sweetheart and go and see if you can get it started for me. I'll stay here in your car and lean on your horn for you."
An interoffice cricket game was held every year between the marketing and support staff of one company. In 2001, the support staff whipped the marketing department soundly. But the marketing department showed how they earn their keep by posting this memo on the bulletin board after the game: 'The Marketing Department is pleased to announce that for the 2001 cricket season, we came in 2nd place, having lost but one game all year. The Support Department, however, had a rather dismal season, as they won only one game.'
Relax, clear your mind and begin, what's the 1st answer that comes to your mind???
Question 1. What do you put in a toaster? Answer: Bread. If you said Toast, give up now and do something else... Try not to hurt yourself. If you said bread, go to Question 2.
Question 2. Say 'Silk' five times. Now spell 'Silk.' What do cows drink? Answer: Cows drink water. If you said 'Milk,' don't attempt the