"My son? the poor, poor lad!" sighed the other. "What an unfortunate marriage he made to a girl who won't do a stitch of work in the house. She won't cook, she won't sew, she won't wash or clean. All she does is sleep and loaf and read in bed. The poor boy even has to bring her breakfast in bed, would you believe it?"
The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we're going to be three in this house instead of two."
Her husband ran to her with a smile on his face and delight in his eyes.
He was glowing of happiness and kissing his wife when she said, "I'm glad that you feel this way since tomorrow morning, my mother moves in with us."
A retiring farmer needed to rid his farm of animals in preparation for selling his land, so he went to every house in his village. To the houses where the husband was the boss, he gave a horse. To the houses where the wife was the boss, he gave a chicken. When the farmer arrived at the end of the street, he met Banta and Preeto, who were outside gardening. "Who's the boss around here?" he asked. "I am," replied Banta. "Well, then, I have a black horse and a brown horse," the farmer said. "Which one would you like?" Banta thought for a minute and said, "The black one..." "No, no, no... the brown one," interrupted Preeto. The farmer shook his head and remarked to Banta, "Here's your chicken."
These four classified ads appeared in a Gujarati newspaper on four Consecutive days. The last three hopelessly trying to correct the first day's mistake.
MONDAY: For sale - SK Shah has a sewing machine for sale. Phone 92555-00707 after 7PM and ask for Mrs. Mani who lives with him cheap.
TUESDAY: Notice: We regret having erred in SK Shah's ad yesterday. It should have read - 'One sewing machine for sale cheap. Phone 2555-0707 and ask for Mrs. Mani
Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement - not even her parent's nasty divorce. Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear, and would be the best-dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!
A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new, young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother! Jennifer asked her father's new young wife to exchange it, but she refused.