There were three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at their local bar, they got to talk about how cold it was outside, and how cold their igloos were. They could agree on everything but whose igloo was the coldest, so they decided to determine who indeed had the coldest igloo.
They went to the first Eskimo's igloo, where he said, "Watch this!" and poured a cup of water into the air. Well, the water froze in midair and fell onto the floor solid.
A school inspector asked the class, "If length of the platform is 200 metres and speed of the train is 100 kilometres what should be my age?" Noting the absurdity of the question, a clever student answered, "Fifty years, sir." The answer was absolutely correct. The inspector was astounded. He asked the boy his method of calculation. "Simple, sir," the boy replied, "I have an elder brother aged 25 years and everybody calls him half mad!"
Doctor: "I see you're over a month late for your appointment. Don't you know that nervous disorders require prompt and regular attention? What's your excuse?" Patient:" I was just following your orders, doc." Doctor: "Following my orders?, what are you talking about? I gave you no such order." Patient: You told me to avoid people who irritate me.
Santa was standing at the Ludhiana railway station with his wife, Jeeeto, and son. His son wanted to check his weight and he took a coin from Santa and stood on the machine. Unfortunately, he could not reach the slot meant for inserting the coin. Suddenly our Santa got a brilliant idea. He lifted lifted his son and helped him insert the coin. All the three were wondering what made the kid weightless even on EARTH!!