Dear Abby, I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.
The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."
A blonde's car breaks down on the Interstate one day. So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk.
Out jump two men in trench coats who walk to the rear of the vehicle where they stand facing oncoming traffic and begin opening their coats and exposing themselves to approaching drivers.
Not surprisingly, one of the worst pileups in history of this highway occurs. It's not very long before a police car shows up.
The cop, clearly enraged, runs toward the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What the hell is going on here?"
"My car broke down," says the lady, calmly.
Well, what are these perverts doing here by the road?!" asks the cop.
And she said, "Those are my emergency flashers!" she replied.
After 'Humshakals' debacle, Sajid Khan becomes butt of jokes! Sajid Khan struck again with yet another dud movie that promised to be better than his previous flop- 'Himmatwala'. Tweeples spare none when it comes to taking a jibe. After Alok Nath, Alia Bhatt, Tiger Shroff, it was time for Sajid Khan to face the witty wrath of people on social media. Here's what people had to say:
Deleted scene of Humshakals: In beginning Sajid khan narrated the story of movie to Saif
A very drunk man goes into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender serves him and asks him if he would like to try the bar game of darts. Three in the bullseye and win a prize. Only a dollar for three darts.
The drunk agrees and throws the first dart. A bullseye!! He downs another drink, takes aim on wobbly feet, lets go...Two bulls eyes!!!! Two more quick drinks go down. Barely able to stand, he lets go of the last dart. Three bulls eyes!!!