Santa and Banta decide to apply for jobs at a mine that had opened nearby. After sitting in the waiting room for a while, Banta gets called in for his interview.
The boss asks Banta if he had worked underground mines before? Banta says that he had.
The boss asks him how deep under ground he worked?
Banta says, "Oh, about 8 to 10 feet."
The boss says, "Mines are a lot deeper than that, get out of here - you're no miner!"
One day a drunk walked into a bar and ordered a gin and tonic. He drank half of it and poured the rest on the bartender. The bartender got angry, grabbed the drunk by the collar, pulled him close to his face, and asked, "Why did you do that?" The drunk said very apologetically, "I am so very sorry sir. Please forgive me. I can't help it. It's an illness I can't get rid of. I am so ashamed of it. How can I make it up to you?" The bartender answered, "Haven't you
An old couple go to the doctor. The old man goes first to have his physical. When the doctor is done with him, he sends the old man back into the wating room and calls the old woman in. The doctor tells her, "Before we proceed with the examination, I would like to talk to you about your husband first." The old woman says, "Oh no, it's his heart. I told him to lay off the eggs." The doctor says, "No, physically he is OK, but I'm worried about him mentally." The old
Santa goes to Kaun Banega Karodpati show. Amitabh Bachchan asks him, "Santaji aap kiske saath yahan aaye hai?" Santa : " Pitaaji ke saath". Amitabh : "Aap ke pitaaji ka shubhnaam?" Santa : "Hmm.... yes." Amitabh : "Amm.... kya naam hai aapke pitaji ka?" Santa : "Hmm... OK." Amitabh : "Are Santaji, main aapse aapke pitaji ka naam poochh raha hoon" Santa : "Pehle mujhe chaar options to do ! ! !"