An older, white haired man walked into a jewellery store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweller he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.
The jeweller looked through his stock and brought out a ring and showed it to him.
The old man said, "I don't think you understand, I want something very special." At that statement, the jeweller went to his special stock and brought another ring over.
Subedaar Deedar singh from the armoured corps had one desire that he has a stable of boys who would all join his regiment and get that honour for him and the family just like he had done.
So when the first born arrived, he didn't heed to his mother asking him to conduct the naamkarn ceremony and announced his child to be christened "Leftaan Singh" (Lieutenant Singh)... after all, he was the first in the heirarchy!
The top marketing director of Nescafe manages to arrange a meeting with the Pope at the Vatican.
Nescafe official, 'Your Eminence, I have some business to discuss. We at Nescafe have an offer for you. Nescafe is prepared to donate $100 million to the church if you change the Lord's Prayer from 'Give us this day our daily bread' to 'Give us this day our daily coffee'."
The Pope looks outraged and thunders, "That is impossible. The Prayer is the word of the
Santa and Banta landed themselves a job at a saw mill. Just before morning tea Banta yelled, "Santa! I lost me finger!" "Have you now?" says Santa. "And how did you do it?" "I just touched this big spinning thing here... Damn! There goes another one!
For the first time in many years, an old man went to a movie. After buying his ticket, he stopped at the concession stand to purchase some popcorn. Handling the attendant $.50, he could not help but comment, "The last time I came to the movies, popcorn was only 15 cents." "Well, sir," the attendant replied with a grim, "You are really going to enjoy yourself. We have sound now."