The boss called one of his employees into the office, "Rob," he said, "you've been with the company for a year. You started off in the post room, one week later you were promoted to a sales position, and one month after that you were promoted to district manager of the sales department.
"Just four short months later, you were promoted to vice-chairman. Now it's time for me to retire, and I want you to take over the company.
"What do you say to that?"
"Thanks," said the employee.
"Thanks?" the boss replied. "Is that all you can say?"
"I suppose not," the employee said. "Thanks, Dad."
As Air Force One arrives at the Heathrow Airport, President Obama strides to a warm and dignified reception from the Queen.
They are driven in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London, where they change to a magnificent 17th century carriage hitched to six white horses. They continue on towards the Buckingham Palace, waving to the thousands of cheering Britons; all is going well.
Suddenly, the right rear horse lets out the most horrendous earth shattering
Banta, although ordinarily eloquent, had the misfortune of stuttering badly when excited.
Once, when walking with his friend Santa down a crowded city street, he said with great excitement, "L-l-l-l-look at that g-g-g-girl. W-w-w-what a f-f-f-f-f-f-figure!"
"Where? Where?" demanded Santa, equally excited, once Jones had managed to get his message across.
"Too late," said Banta, quite calm. "She walked into a building."
A moment later, he said, "L-l-l-l-look at that c-c-c-car. N-n-n-n- never saw s-s-s-s-s----"
"Where? Where?" demanded Santa again.
"Turned the corner," said Banta briefly.
A few minutes passed and Banta began again, "L-l-l-l-l-look..."
Santa, weary of having everything over before Banta could finish, said, "It's all right. I see, I see..."
There was a brief pause and then Banta said, "If you saw it, why did you step in it?"
Ek Din Khuda Ne Mujhse Kaha: Mat Kar Intezar Uska, Is Janam Mein Uska Milna Mushkil Hai.
Maine Bhi Keh Diya: Lene De Maza Intezar Ka, Agle Janam Mein Toh Mumkin Hai.
Phir Khuda Ne Kaha: Mat Kar Itna Pyar Bahut Pachhtayega. Muskura Ke Maine Kaha: Dekhte Hain Tu Kitna Mujhe Tadpayega.
Phir Khuda Ne Kaha: Bhool Ja Usko, Chal Tujhe Jannat Ki Apsra Se Milata Hun. Maine Kaha: Aa Neeche Dekh Mere Pyar Ka Muskurata Chehra, Tujhe Jannat Ki Apsra