Santa was in coats but unfortunately business was very bad.
One day his partner Banta said to him, What are we going to do with these fifty coats? Theyre last years style and even though weve knocked them down to Rs 1000 each, we still cant sell any.
Santa replied, Use your head, Banta. Price them at Rs 2000 and send 10 of our best clients five coats each. But heres the plan. Put in an invoice for Rs 8000 for only four coats. If I know them, my clients will
Husband sent a text to his wife at night, "Hi Honey! I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return."
After a while he sent another text, "And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary at the end of the month I'm getting you a new car."
She text back, "OMG really?"
Husband replied, "No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message."
One morning, Lisa and Sadie decided to go out for breakfast. The waitress told them that the special that morning was two eggs, tomatoes, mushrooms, hash browns and toast for 3.99.
"That sounds good," said Sadie, "but I don't want the eggs."
"OK," said the waitress, but I will then have to charge you 4.50."
"Why," asked Lisa, "it doesnt make sense.
"Because you will then in effect be ordering a la carte," the waitress replied.
"Do you mean I'll have to pay for not taking the eggs?" Sadie asked.
"Yes," replied the waitress.
"OK then, I'll take the special," says Sadie.
"How do you want your eggs done?" asked the waitress.
"Raw and in the shell," Sadie replied.
At the end of the meal, Sadie took the two eggs home.
A new manager spends a week at his new office with the manager he is replacing.
On the last day the departing manager tells him, "I have left three numbered envelopes in the desk drawer. Open an envelope if you encounter a crisis you can't solve."
Three months down the track there is major drama, everything goes wrong - the usual stuff - and the manager feels very threatened by it all.
He remembers the parting words of his predecessor and opens
Santa and his girlfriend were out driving one day. He noticed that she kept looking at him and smiling. Then she leaned over and whispered in his ear, "Can you drive using only one hand ?" "I sure can", Santa grinned, thinking his luck was in. "Good", she said, "then wipe your nose; it's running