Santa was visiting the big city for the first time. He checks in at the hotel, and the bell boy takes his bags. He follows the boy, and as the door closes, he looks around and shakes his fist at him. 'Young man, I may be from the village and unfamiliar with the city, but that don't mean I'm stupid! I paid good money, and this room won't do at all! It's too small, and without proper ventilation! Why there's not even a bed!' The bellboy looks at Santa and says, 'Sir, this isn't your room, it's the elevator!'
Santa and Banta are walking home after a night on the piss. They've got no money to get a taxi and are staggering all over the place when they find themselves outside the bus depot. Santa has a brainwave and says to Banta, "Get in there and steal a bus so we can drive home and I'll stay out here and look out for the police". Banta breaks into the garage and is gone for twenty minutes while Santa is wondering what the hell he's doing. Eventually Santa sticks his
Banta is traveling by the train. On his way, he feels the urge to go to the bathroom. So he goes and opens the door, which happens to have a mirror in the front. He thinks there is someone in there, quickly shuts the door and returns to his seat. Five minutes later, he goes again, only to find the same man there. An hour passes, he's made 20 trips to the bathroom only to find that the same person is still there. So he finally gets ticked off, goes to Ticket Checker (Our Santa) asked him, "What's been going on." Listening to him Santa walks down to the compartment with the troubled Banta to get the man out. A few minutes later, he comes back and tells Banta "I am sorry, I cannot do anything. The guy in there is a railway staff member."
An unhappy-looking old man had stood in the long gift return line at the store. Finally he made it to the counter with his package.
The clerk, observing his stubble of day-old beard, spotted here and there by bits of stuck-on toilet paper, asked if he could help him.
The old man brought out the item he wished to exchange, an electric razor. "My son bought me this newfangled shaver," complained the fellow, "and he said it would let me shave in half the
A flea and a fly in a flue were imprisoned. So what could they do? Said the fly, "Let us flee". Said the flea, "Let us fly". So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that I would do something crazy. So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises. Santa, my co-worker asked me what I was doing. I told him that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss might think I was 'Crazy' and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the boss came into the office and asked, "What in the name of good GOD are you doing