A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man; that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days." Flattered, the man replied
Little Johnnie, on a day when he was being particularly reckless, was playing in the backyard one morning. Soon, some honeybees started swirling around, annoying little Johnnie. He began stomping on them in his temper. His father caught him trampling the honeybees, and after a brief moment of thought said, "That's it! No honey for you for one month!" Later that afternoon, Johnnie pondered upon some butterflies, and soon started catching them and crushing them under his feet
Once I was flashing my ID card instead of unlocking the house door with keys.
Me and my friends went out for dinner in one of the best restaurants and as I finished I started walking towards the wash basin with Plates in my hand.
Once I was on call with my father and mom was not around. I went on to ask, "Why is she not attending the weekly status call?"
I don't login to facebook, youtube, etc.. at my personal internet connection at home... thinking
The following is the conversation between Lallo Prasad Yadav and Bill Gates. Gates : Hi! you must have heard of Windows. Lallo : Oh yes! In most govt. offices we have the single window clearance concept. Gates : At home have u installed Windows? Lallo : I have removed all windows due to increased burglaries in our house. Gates (Confused): Then what is the system you operate on? Lallo : OPERATION ? Yes I had a Hernia operation last month. Gates