A redneck, a preacher, and a lawyer are traveling in a car when it breaks down in front of a farm. They ask the farmer if they could spend the night.

The farmer said, "Sure, but my guest room only has room for two. One of you will have to sleep in the barn."

The preacher says, "I don't mind being with God's animals. I will sleep in the barn."

An hour later, there's a knock on the guest room door.

It's the preacher. He says, "I can't
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"Yo, Mrs. Miller," said the bearded guy behind the counter at the bagel shop.

My husband and I looked at him but drew complete blanks.

"I'm sorry, do we know each other?" I asked.

"Yeah, you were my English teacher."

Leaning over, my husband whispered, "Good job, Honey, good job."
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The young wife was in tears when she opened the door for her husband.

"I've been insulted," she sobbed. "Your mother insulted me."

"My mother!" he exclaimed."But she is a hundred miles away."

"I know, but a letter came for you this morning and I opened it."

He looked stern, "I see, but where does the insult come in?"

"In the postscript," she answered. "It said: 'Dear Alice, don't forget to give this letter to George.'"
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Eight-year-old Sally brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good... mostly A's and a couple of B's. However, her teacher had written across the bottom:
"Sally is a smart little girl, but she has one fault. She talks too much in school. I have an idea I am going to try, which I think may break her of the habit."

Sally's dad signed her report card, putting a note on the back: "Please let me know if your idea works on Sally because I would like to try it out on her mother."
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A pastor and a priest from the local parishes are standng by the side of the road, holding up a sign that reads:

The End Is Near!! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!

"Take a hike and leave us alone, you religious nuts!" shouted the first driver as he sped by.

Suddenly, from around the curve, the clergy heard screeching tires and a big crash.

"Do you think it would be better if we put up a sign that says 'BRIDGE OUT' instead?" the pastor asks the priest.
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Once a father beats up his son and when son starts crying father says sorry.

Son says: Take a piece of paper. Crumble it. Fold it. Now open it and say 'sorry' to it. Are the scars on the paper gone?

Dad says: Take my scooter and try to start. does it start? Nahin naa. Now give it 3-4 kicks. Now does it start? Hua na. Saale tu wahi scooter hai, koi paper nahi. Aage se ye Facebook/WhatsApp wala gyaan apne baap ko mat dena.
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