Here are the funniest jokes on the election results, from the humorists of Twitter.

Alia Bhatt: Score itni jaldi-jaldi badh raha hai, Maxwell BJP mein hai kya?

There is a great Rahul Gandhi wave in the country... Everyone is waving him good bye.

Rahul Gandhi to Sonia: Accha, Ab main khelne jaoon?

BREAKING Performance of Himesh's 'The Xpose' better than Congress & AAP.

Now Arvindkejriwal says that Aam Janata has also become
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Doctor, pagal se: Ye kya hai?

Pagal: Ye maine 500 panno ki kitab likhi hai...

Doctor: Tumne 500 panno pe kya likha?

Pagal: 1st page pe likha hai Ek Raja ghode par baith ke jungal ki taraf chala, aur akhri page pe likha ke wo Raja jungle pahunch gaya.

Doctor: To Kaminey beech ke 498 panno pe kya likha???

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Doctor: Teri ye kahani padhega kaun ?

Pagal: WhatsApp par rakh dunga, mere jaise log juroor padhenge.
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During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer.
"Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to me and the part where I'm to promise to 'love, honor and obey'
and 'forsaking all others, be faithful to her forever,' I'd appreciate it if you'd just leave that part out."
He passed the minister a $100 bill and walked away satisfied. It is now the day of the wedding, and the bride and groom have moved
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One day, a baby camel and its father had a conversation.

Baby Camel: Dad, why do we have humps on our backs?

Father Camel: Well, son, our humps contain the fat necessary to sustain us though all the days when we're out in the desert.

Baby Camel: Oh, okay. Dad, why do we have long eyelashes?

Father Camel: They're to protect our eyes from the sandstorms which rage in the desert.

Baby Camel: I get it now. Dad, why do we have big padded feet?

Father Camel: Because the sand in the desert is very soft and we need big feet so that we can walk on the sand without sinking.

Baby Camel: Thanks, Dad. So what are we doing in London Zoo?
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A boy on a date in a BMW CAR.

Boy, "Maine tumse ek baat chupai hai."

Girl, "Kya?"

Boy, "I m already married."

Girl, "Tumne toh dara diya tha, maim samjhi ki yeh red colour ki BMW tumhari nahin hai."
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Job Applicant: I'm looking for a job as a consultant.

Employer: I'm sorry, we already have enough consultants.

Applicant: That's ok, with my experience, I can be an advisor.

Employer: More than we can use already.

Applicant, as he is getting desperate: I'm not proud, I can do paperwork, I'll be a clerk. If you have too many, I'll start as a janitor.

Employer: It just doesn't seem that we have any openings for a person with your qualifications.

Applicant, as he stands up and angrily yells, Work for you? I'd have to be a low life, belly crawling, double dealing jerk!

Employer: Well, you didn't say you were an attorney, have a seat, we may have an opening.
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