Santa and Banta landed up in Bombay. They managed to get into a double-decker bus. Santa somehow managed to get the seat below, but unfortunate Banta got pushed to the top. After a while, when the rush was over, Santa went upstairs to see friend Banta. He met Banta in a bad condition clutching the seats in front with both hands, scared to death. Santa enquires, "Banta! What the heck's going on? Why are you so scared? I was enjoying my ride down there." Scared Banta replies. "Yeah, but you have got a *driver.*"
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children fell to discussing the dog's duties. "They use him to keep crowds back," said one youngster. "No," said another, "he's just for good luck." Then a third child brought the argument to a close... "They use the dog," she said firmly, "to find the fire hydrant."