The effect of Americanisation on our rituals at temple... Before Pooja the priest will not ask for your name anymore. Your social security number will do. Two types of prasad will be available - Normal Prasad, Diet Prasad. Also panchamrut will be of 4 types : Normal milk, 2% milk, Skimmed milk and fat-free milk (The same for yogurt). You don't tip the priest on the plate, when he gives the prasad. You should swipe your visa card on his scanner. You no more go around
The Problem With American Management. This Guy Just Explained It Perfectly.
A Japanese company and a North American company decided to have a canoe race on the St. Lawrence River. Both teams practiced long and hard to reach their peak performance before the race.
On the big day, the Japanese won by a mile. The North Americans, very discouraged and depressed, decided to investigate the reason for the crushing defeat.
A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, when Banta, a salesman, runs up to him and yells, "Wait! Before you tee off, I have something really amazing to show you!" The golfer, annoyed, says, "What is it?" "It's a special golf ball," says Banta. "You can never lose it!" "What do you mean," scoffs the golfer, "you can never lose it? What if you hit it into the water?" "No problem," says Banta. "It floats, and it detects where the shore is, and
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello, Mrs. Ward, please."
"Speaking."
"Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory. When your doctor sent your husband's biopsy to the lab yesterday, a biopsy from another Mr. Ward arrived as well, and we are now uncertain which one is your husband's. Frankly, the results are either bad or terrible."
In the day when an ice cream sundae cost much less, a 10 year-old boy entered a hotel coffee shop and sat at a table. A waitress put a glass of water in front of him. "How much is an ice cream sundae?" he asked. "Fifty cents," replied the waitress. The little boy pulled his hand out of his pocket and studied the coins in it. "Well, how much is a plain dish of ice ream?" he inquired. By now more people were waiting for a table and the waitress was growing impatient