Once Alia Bhatt was driving when she saw the flash of a traffic camera. She figured that her picture had been taken for exceeding the limit even though she knew that she was not speeding.
Just to be sure, she went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed.
Now she began to think that this was quite funny, so she drove even slower as she passed the area once more, but the traffic camera again flashed. She tried a fourth and fifth time with the same results and was now laughing as the camera flashed while she rolled past at a snail's pace.
Two weeks later, she got five challans for driving without a seat belt... !!!
Doctor: Aaj Se 1 Peg Aur Kam Kar Do Aur Agle Hafte Mujhe Phir Se Milo.
Phir 1 Hafte Ke Baad... Doctor: Ab Kitne Peg Le Rahe Ho ?
Santa: 2 Peg Sir !
Doctor: Good ! Ab Aaj Se Daily Sirf 1 Peg Lena Hai, Theek Hai? Santa: Par Doctor Sahab... 1 Peg Mein Poori Bottle... Peg Kuchh Jyada Tight Nahi Ho Jayega ???
Smith and his wife, a middle-aged couple, went for a stroll in the park. They say down on a bench to rest. They overheard voices coming from a secluded spot.
Suddenly Mrs. Smith realized that a young man was about to propose.
Not wanting to eavesdrop at such an intimate moment, she nudged her husband and whispered, "Whistle and let that young couple know that someone can hear them."
Smith said, "Whistle? Why should I whistle? Nobody whistled to warn me."
Once Santa and Banta got duty at the airport for the assistance to the foregin tourists. One traveler asked Banta in Spanish, "Where to find city bus for Connaught Place, but Banta could not answer since he did knew the language. The traveller repeated the same question in French, German, Japnese, and English but Banta couldn't answer because he didn't know any of the languages. Santa asks Banta, I asked you to learn atleast one foreign language and it will help you one day. Banta said, That man learned five languages and couldn't serve any purpose, then how one language to me would have served any purpose."