Two guys, George and Harry, set out in a hot air balloon to cross the Atlantic ocean. After 37 hours in the air, George says Harry, we better lose some altitude so we can see where we are. Harry lets out some of the hot air in the balloon, and the balloon descends to below the cloud cover. George says, I still can t tell where we are, lets ask that guy on the ground. So Harry yells down to the man, Hey, pardon me but could you tell us where we are? The man on the ground yells back, you re in a balloon 100 feet up in the air. George turns to Harry and says, that man is a lawyer. How can you tell? inquires Harry. George answers, Because the advice he gave us is 100% accurate, and totally useless.
A large group of Pakistani soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a Indian voice call from behind a sand dune. "One Indian Army soldier is better than ten Pakistanis." The Pakistani commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune whereupon a gun battle breaks and continues for a few minutes, then silence. The voice then calls out "One Indian Army soldier is better than fifty Pakistanis." Furious, the Pakistani commander sends his next best
A fellow is getting ready to tee-off on the first hole when a second fellow approaches and asks if he can join him. The first says that he usually plays alone but agrees to let the second guy join him. Both are even after the first couple of holes.
The second guy says, "Say, we're about evenly matched, how about we play for five bucks a hole?"
The first fellow says that he usually plays alone and doesn't like to bet, but agrees to the terms. Well, the second
At the War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the class of officers that the session will focus on potential problems and the resulting strategies. One of the officers in the class begins by asking the first question, "Will we have to fight a World War Three?" "Yes, comrades, looks like you will," answers the general. "And who will be our enemy, Comrade General?" another officer asks. "The likelihood is that it will be China." The class