New York City - Mohammad Rahman, 36, Brooklyn, racked up three accidents on his second day on a new job as a new cab driver. It all started at 9 a.m. when, cops say, he rammed into a parked car. Rahman said the car rammed into his cab, he even called police to report the accident. An hour later, Rahman said he paused for a light. He got nervous, though, when the light changed and that cars started to honk while he waited for pedestrians to clear the crosswalk.
A passer by notices Banta by the side of a lake, throwing bricks into the water. So he asks him: "Why are you throwing bricks in to the water?" Banta takes a brick and again throws it into the water and says thoughtfully "See, I've been trying to solve the mystery: why are the bricks rectangular and the waves circular?"
A lady had come to a little country town at the time of their big country ball. She was staying with a friend who she was to go with to the ball. The evening of the big night, her friend became sick.
The city woman decided to go any way. Her friend gave her a few pointers about what to expect at the ball. One of the pointers was that the toilets were somewhat different to what she was used to in the city.
When she got to the ball, after a while she needed
One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex was staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. It was covered with names, and small American flags were mounted on either side of it.
The seven-year old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up, stood beside the boy, and said quietly, "Good morning Alex."
"Good morning pastor," replied the young man, still focused on the plaque.
"Pastor McGhee, what is this?" Alex asked.
"Well, son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service."
Soberly, they stood together, staring at the large plaque.
Little Alex's voice was barely audible when he asked, "Which service... the morning or the evening?"