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By the time Banta pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken. "You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded. "Or just a bed, I don't care where."
"Well, I do have a double room with one occupant," admitted the manager, "and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, this man by the name of Santa, snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained. I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you."
"No problem," tired Banta assured
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As the crowded elevator descended, Banta's wife, Preeto, became increasingly furious with Banta, who was delighted to be pressed against a gorgeous girl.
As the elevator stopped at the main floor, the girl suddenly whirled, slapped Banta, and said, "That will teach you to pinch!"
Bewildered, Banta was halfway to the parking lot with Preeto when he choked, "I... I... didn't pinch that girl."
"Of course you didn't," said Preeto, consolingly, "I did."
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Santa got up in the middle of the night to answer the telephone. "Is this one one one one?", says the voice.

"No, this is eleven eleven."
"Are you sure it is not one one one one?"
"No, this is eleven eleven."
"Well, wrong number. Sorry to have got you up on the middle of the night."
"That is all right, mister. I had to get up to answer the telephone anyway."
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In the midst of a hectic day at the office, Santa got a phone call from his friend Banta.

Banta: Santa, I just bought an expensive diamond ring for my wife, Preeto. I hope this won't break up our long friendship?

Santa: Hey Banta! Have you gone crazy? Why should your buying your wife an expensive diamond ring break up our friendship? After all, you are not taking it to my wife.

Banta: But my wife is taking it to your wife; she's over to your house right now, showing it to your wife.
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Santa realized he needed to purchase a hearing aid, but he felt unwilling to spend much money.
"How much do they run?" he asked the clerk.
"That depends," said the salesman. "They run from Rs 20 to Rs 2,000."
"Let's see the Rs 20 model," he said.
The clerk put the device around Santa's neck. "You just stick this button in your ear and run this little string down to your pocket," he instructed.
"How does it work?" Santa asked.
"For Rs 20 it doesn't work," the salesman replied. "But when people see it on you, they'll talk louder!"
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Santa finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he s in serious financial trouble. He is so desperate that he decides to ask Bhagwan for help. He goes into the temple and begins to pray...........
"Oh Bhagwan, please help me, I have lost my business and if I do not get some money, I am going to lose my house as well, please let me win the lotto".
Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it. Santa goes back to the temple.....................
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