Santa's wife was in hospital to deliver a child, had fixed a code with the nurse on duty so that she could send him a message in the office telling him the child's gender. If it was a boy, she would say he had passed. If a girl, she would say he had failed. In due course, the Santa's boss called him and said, 'There was a phone call for you from some agitated lady. She said that you got a compartment.'
Banta in a very maross mood tells Santa that his buffalo is ill. He enquires from Santa, "that wasn't his buffalo also down with the same illness last year?" Santa replies in the affirmative. Banta asks for the medication used by Santa. Santa tells him that he gave 250 gms of opium to it. Banta goes home and gives 250 gms of opium to his ailing buffalo. The next day, he met Santa and told him that his buffalo died. Santa tells Banta that it isn't surprising, because even his buffalo died after taking the opium.
Banta was driving back from Shimla when there was a terrible hailstorm. Huge hailstones the size of tennis balls pelted his car leaving it full of dents.
He drove to the nearby automotive center and asked what he should do. The mechanic explained what needed to be done and that it would cost at least Rs 5,000 to repair. Banta said that was too much and asked if there was some other way to fix it.
He decided to have a little fun and said, "Well you could blow
Banta was the official driver of a minister. Once the minister asked him, "Banta let me drive the car today." Banta: "Sirji, it is a car and not the sarkar (government) which anyone can drive.
Three men : a philosopher, a mathematician and Santa, were out riding in the car when it crashed into a tree. Before anyone knows it, the three men found themselves standing before the Pearly Gates of Heaven, where St. Peter and the Devil were standing nearby. "Gentlemen," the Devil started, "Due to the fact that Heaven is now overcrowded, therefore St Peter has agreed to limit the number of people entering Heaven. If anyone of you can ask me a question which I don't know