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Santa came back from a safari in Africa. Upon arrival, he went to his friend Banta, and told him of his adventures.

"I was out in the jungle," he said, "when all of a sudden I heard a noise in the bush behind me. Looking back, I saw a huge lion, licking his chops, and smiling at me. The lion started coming my way and I started running, with the lion not far behind. When the lion was almost at my neck, he suddenly slipped, and I got ahead a bit.

"The lion
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Santa and Banta are walking home after a night on the piss. They've got no money to get a taxi and are staggering all over the place when they find themselves outside the bus depot.
Santa has a brainwave and says to Banta, "Get in there and steal a bus so we can drive home and I'll stay out here and look out for the police".
Banta breaks into the garage and is gone for twenty minutes while Santa is wondering what the hell he's doing.
Eventually Santa sticks his
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I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that I would do something crazy. So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises. Santa, my co-worker asked me what I was doing. I told him that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss might think I was 'Crazy' and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the boss came into the office and asked, "What in the name of good GOD are you doing
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Santa was visiting the big city for the first time. He checks in at the hotel, and the bell boy takes his bags.
He follows the boy, and as the door closes, he looks around and shakes his fist at him. 'Young man, I may be from the village and unfamiliar with the city, but that don't mean I'm stupid! I paid good money, and this room won't do at all! It's too small, and without proper ventilation! Why there's not even a bed!'
The bellboy looks at Santa and says, 'Sir, this isn't your room, it's the elevator!'
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Banta is traveling by the train. On his way, he feels the urge to go to the bathroom. So he goes and opens the door, which happens to have a mirror in the front.
He thinks there is someone in there, quickly shuts the door and returns to his seat.
Five minutes later, he goes again, only to find the same man there. An hour passes, he's made 20 trips to the bathroom only to find that the same person is still there. So he finally gets ticked off, goes to Ticket Checker (Our Santa) asked him, "What's been going on."
Listening to him Santa walks down to the compartment with the troubled Banta to get the man out. A few minutes later, he comes back and tells Banta "I am sorry, I cannot do anything. The guy in there is a railway staff member."
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One Sunday morning Santa's son burst into the living room and said, "Dad, Mom, I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Priya.
After dinner, Santa took him aside, "Son, I have to talk with you. Your mother and I have been married 30 years. She's a wonderful wife but she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Priya is actually your half
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