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Banta sees his buddy, Santa, in a bar and says, "You're not going to believe this, but I've got a wild nymphomaniac in my car out in the parking lot. She's wearing me out! Can you go out to the car and keep her busy? The dome light is off, so she won't know you're not me!"
Santa agrees and goes out to his car. They climb into the back seat and start going at it. A few minutes later, a cop sees them and starts banging on the window, shining his flashlight inside.
"What the hell do you two think you're doing?"
Santa says, "Oh, there's nothing wrong, she's my wife."
The cop says, "Oh, sorry, I didn't know."
Santa says "Neither did I until you shined that light in here."
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Exhausted looking Santa dragged himself in to the Doctor's office. "Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighborhood. They bark all day and all night, and I can't get a wink of sleep."
"I have good news for you," the doctor answered, rummaging through a drawer full of sample medications. "Here are some new sleeping pills that work like a dream. A few of these and your trouble will be over."
"Great," Santa answered, "I'll try anything. Let's give it a shot."
A few
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Santa picked up his wife Jeeto and their new baby from the hospital and brought them home.

It was not long before Jeeto suggested that Santa try his hand at changing a diaper.

"I'm busy," he said. "I promise I'll do the next one."

The next time soon came around, so Jeeto asked him again.

Santa looked at Jeeto and said innocently, "I didn't mean the next diaper, I meant the next baby."
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Santa and Banta, while in New York trying to live up to a snobbish lifestyle went to a party. The conversation turned to Mozart.
"Absolutely brilliant, magnificent, a genius!"
Banta, wanting to join in the conversation, remarked casually, "Ah, Mozart. You are so right. I love him. Only this morning I saw him getting on the No. 5 bus going to Long Island."
There was a sudden hush, and everyone looked at him. Santa was mortified. He pulled him away and whispered, "We are leaving right now."
As they drove home, he kept muttering to himself. Finally Banta turned to him. "You are angry about something."
"Oh, really? You noticed?" he sneered. "I have never been so embarrassed in my life! You saw Mozart take the No. 5 bus to Long Island? You idiot ! No. 5 bus does not go out to Long Island"
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Pappu, Santa's son, accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise.

"Hey Pappu!!" the farmer yelled. "Forget your troubles. Come in with us. Then I'll help you get the wagon up."

"That's mighty nice of you," Pappu answered, "but I don't think my father would like me to."

"Aw, come on," the farmer insisted.

"Well okay," he finally agreed, and added, "But my father won't like it."

After a hearty lunch, Pappu thanked his host. "I feel a lot better now, but I know dad is going to be real upset."

"Don't be foolish !" the farmer said with a smile. "By the way, where is he?"

"Under the wagon."
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