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Santa used to work in a saw-mill. He was in hospital after he lost his arm in an accident.
Banta was visiting him in the hospital.
Banta, "It was really bad that you lost your hand. However thank God that it was your left hand, since you are right handed."
Santa, "It is also because of my quick thinking. Actually it was the right hand which was going to be caught in the machine. Then I realised that I am right handed and so switched hands just in time!
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One day Banta got a letter from Santa.
'Dear Banta, I am suffering very much So, please help me! Please give me 10,000/- I will return after 6 months.'
Banta thought that he should not give the money to Santa.
After some time he thought of a great idea then Banta started to write a letter to Santa.
'My dear friend, I am really sorry. Unfortunately I could not receive your letter in which you asked me Rs.10,000/-'
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"Once Santa and Banta were going to Ludhiana.
When they reached there, Santa got of the bus first, when Banta was about to get down,
Santa said,""wait ,what is this,lying on the road?"
"He picks it up on his finger and put it in his mouth "
"Oh shit!,this is cowdung"
Banta said, "Shukar kar paare(foot) nahi librya!!!!"" "
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Santa shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said, "Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment. But I would like for you to know that I had mentioned you in my will".

"That is very kind of you", said the doctor emotionally and then added, "Can I see that prescription I just gave you? I'd like to make a little change".
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Banta was carrying two babies, one in each arm while waiting for a train. Along came this woman and seeing the two cute babies started asking the man, "Aren't they cute, what are their names?"
Banta, giving the lady an angry look, replied, "I don't know."
The lady asked, "Which is a boy and which is a girl?"
Banta looking angrier than before replied, "I don't know."
The woman then started to scold the man, "What kind of a father are you?"
Banta replied, "I am not their father, I am just a condom salesman and these are two complaints that I am taking back to my company!"
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Santa and Banta are sitting in a bar getting pretty loaded. Suddenly, Banta throws up all over himself.
"Aw man, my wife is going to kill me when she sees this," he says.
Santa replies, "Don't worry about it. That happened to me before. Here's what you do. Put a 100 rupee note in your pants pocket. When you get home, tell your wife that some drunk threw up on you and he gave you Rs 100 to pay for the cleaning, OK?"
"All right, I'll try it."
So Banta goes home
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