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Banta lost both ears in an accident. No plastic surgeon could offer him a solution. He heard of a very good one in Mumbai, and went to him.
The new surgeon examined him, thought a while, and said, " Yes, I can put you right."
After the operation, bandages off, stitches out, he goes to his hotel.
The morning after, in a rage, he calls his surgeon, and yells, "You bastard, you gave me a woman's ears."
"Well, an ear is an ear, it makes no difference whether it is a man's or a woman's."
"You're wrong, I hear everything, but I don't understand a thing!"
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Jeeto phoned Santa at work as usual for a chat.

Santa said, "Jeeto darling, I am terribly busy today, can you call me back later today perhaps."

Jeeto, "But sweetheart, I have a good news, and I have a bad news to give to you."

Santa, "Darling, I do not have time, so why don't you give me the good news now, and when I come back home in the evening then give me the bad news, this way I can focus here, and do not spoil my work."

Jeeto, "OK dear. The good news is, the Air bag of our brand new Lexus works, I got my life saved. And when you come back home in the evening I will give you the bad news.

And then Jeeto hung up.
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Santa is driving past the state mental hospital when his left rear tire suffers a flat. While Santa is changing the tire, another car goes by, running over the hub cap in which Santa was keeping the lug nuts. The nuts are all knocked into a nearby storm drain.

Santa is at a loss for what to do and is about to go call a cab when he hears a shout from behind the hospital fence, where one of the inmates has been watching the whole thing.

"Hey! Why don't you
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Once Santa and Banta try to land an airplane in the States. They start descending and as they touch the ground Santa screams, the runway is ending...".
Banta swiftly gets the plane back up in the air... They make a big turn and start descending again. The moment they touch the ground, Santa screams again "Get the plane up, the runaway is ending...".
Banta swiftly gets the plane back up in the air... They make a big turn and start descending again... This goes on again and again...
During their fourth descent Santa says : "Look at those stupid Americans, they build this huge & expensive airport but with such a short runaway..",
"I know" answers Banta, "But look how wide they made it...."
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Once Santa was on a travelling by train. As fate should have, he was in the last compartment.
Now the problem was, whenever the train stopped at a station his compartment would never be on the platform.
So the poor guy always had to jump out at stations to fetch water and eatables. By the time he reached his destination, Santa was really pepped up and ran straight to the station master's office to lodge a complaint. This is what he wrote.
"Please see to it that there is no last compartment in any train. If you still insist on having a last compartment, please put it somewhere in the middle".
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