There's a man trying to cross the street. As he steps off the curb a car comes screaming around the corner and heads straight for him. The man walks faster, trying to hurry across the street, but the car changes lanes and is still coming at him. So the guy turns around to go back, but the car changes lanes again and is still coming at him. By now, the car is so close and the man so scared that he just freezes and stops in the middle of the road. The car gets real close, then swerves at the last possible moment and screeches to a halt right next him. The driver rolls down the window. The driver is a squirrel. The squirrel says to the man, "See, it's not as easy as it looks, is it?"
Exam ka examiner bahut strict tha aur paper bahut tough tha. Examiner hall mein lagataar chakkar laga raha tha aur kisi ko cheating nahin karne de raha tha.
Pappu ne ek chit mei kuch likha aur vo chit us examiner ko de di. Examiner ne jaise hi vo chit khol ke padi, vo chup chaap apni chair pe jaa ke baith gaya.
Exam khatam hone ke baad sab students Pappu ke paas gaye aur pucha: Yaar tune us chit mein kya likha tha?
Pappu: Sir, peechhe se aapki pant phati hui hai..........!!!!!!!!.
A little girl was sitting next to her grandfather as he read her a bedtime story. From time to time, she would take her eyes off the book and reach up and touch his wrinkled cheek. She touched her own cheek after she touched his. After a little while of thinking she asked, "Grandpa, did God make you?" He looked at her and said, "Yes, sweetheart God made me a long time ago." She paused for a few seconds and then asked, "Grandpa, did God make me too?" He replied, "Yes, indeed pumpkin, God made you just a little while ago." Feeling their respective faces again, she whispered to him, "God's getting better at it, isn't he?"