The man of the house finally took all his family's disabled umbrellas to the repair shop. Two days later, on the way to his office, when he got up to leave the streetcar, he absentmindedly laid hold of the umbrella belonging to a woman beside him. The women cried, "Stop, thief!" and rescued her umbrella, which covered the man with shame and confusion. The same day, he stopped at the repair shop and received all eight of his umbrellas duly repaired. As he entered a streetcar with the unwrapped umbrellas tucked under his arm, he was horrified to behold the lady of his morning adventure glaring at him. Her voice came to him charged with withering scorn, "Huh! Had a good day, didn't you!"
Two babies were lying in a blanket. The 1st baby to the 2nd, "Are you a girl or a boy?"
2nd Baby: I don't know.
1st Baby: OK wait, I shall go inside the blanket and check.
After sometime, the 1st baby came out and said, "You're a girl and I am a boy"!
2nd Baby: How did you come to know?
1st Baby: It's because you're wearing pink socks and I'm wearing blue. . .. ... Moral: You better change your thinking like the kids. You see, they're innocent unlike you!
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday, and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note : romantic, but not too personal.
Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he went to Nordstorm and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself. During the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items and the sister got the gloves
But Fred died recently. His will provided $30,000 for an elaborate funeral.
As the last guests departed the affair, his wife, Helen, turned to her oldest friend, Jody, and says, "Well, I'm sure Fred would be pleased."
"I'm sure you're right," replied Jody, who lowered her voice and leaned in close. "How much did this really cost?"
"All of it?" said Helen. "Thirty thousand."
"Really?" Jody exclaimed. "I mean, it was very nice, but $30,000?"
Helen answered, "The funeral was $6,500. I donated $500 to the church. The wake, food and drinks were another $500. The rest went for the memorial stone."
Jody says, "$22,500 for a memorial stone? My goodness, how big is it ?!"