A drunk, after having had one too many, called up the bartender and asked him the distance between Dalhousie Square and Ballygunge in Calcutta. The bartender in all honesty answered, "Why Sir, it is 15 kilometers." The drunk then asked him the distance between Ballygunge and Dalhousie Square, which again the bartender answered as 15 kilometers. Whereupon the drunk accused the bartender of being heavy on the booze, asking how his answers could be correct as Monday to Friday and Friday to Monday could not be the same distance.
An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of.
He calmly came over to me; I gave him a few pats on his head. He then followed me into my house, slowly walked down the hall, curled up in the corner and fell asleep. An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out.
The next day he was back, greeted me in my yard, walked inside and resumed his spot in
Put your wife in a room and lock it. Put your dog in another room and lock it !!! Open both rooms after 2 - 3 hours and see who is 'Happy' to see you, and who will 'BITE' you !
(You are advised not to try this at home as these stunts were performed by professionals who are now divorced and living happily with their dog)
Don't laugh loud... the extended version says...
Put your husband in a room and lock it. Put your dog in another room and lock it !!! Open both rooms after 2 - 3 hours and you will be happy to see your dog waiting for you but you be angry looking at your husband sleeping like he never slept before.