What is Generation Gap? Father used to walk 20 Minutes to save 20 Rs. Son spends 20 Rs. to save 20 Minutes. Surprisingly both are correct...!!!
What is Cultural Gap If electricity goes in America they call the power house. In Japan, they test the fuse. But In India, they check neighbour's house: Sabki gayi hai naa, phir thik hai! ??????
What is Sense of Responsibility A man goes to library and asks for a book on Suicide
A priest was being honoured at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician, who was also a member of the congregation, was chosen to make the presentation and give a little speech at the dinner. He was delayed so the priest decided to say his own few words while they waited.
"I got my first impression of the parish from the first confession I heard here. I thought I had been assigned to a terrible place. The very first person who entered
A resident in a posh hotel breakfast room called over the headwaiter one morning and said with a wonderful and cheerful smile.
"Good Morning Sir", the Headwaiter says. "What a wonderful morning I'd like two boiled eggs, one of them so under cooked it's runny, and the other so over cooked it s tough and hard to eat. Also, grilled bacon that has been left out so it gets a bit on the cold side; burnt toast that crumbles away as soon as you touch it with a knife; butter straight from the deep freeze so that it s impossible to spread; and a pot of very weak coffee, lukewarm."
"That's a complicated order Sir," said the bewildered waiter, "It might be quite difficult."
The guest replied, "Oh? I don t understand what is the problem in that, that's what I got yesterday!"
A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for some important guests. The wife was very excited about this and wanted everything to be perfect. At the very last minute, she realized that she didn't have any snails for the dinner party, so she asked her husband to run down to the beach with the bucket to gather some snails. Very grudgingly he agreed. He took the bucket, walked out the door, down the steps, and out to the beach. As he was collecting the snails, he noticed
While walking through the woods one day, I was surprised to hear a child's voice. I followed the sound, trying in vain to understand the child's words. When I spotted a girl perched on a rock, I realized why her words had made no sense: She was repeating the alphabet.
"Why are you saying your ABC's so many times?" I asked her.
The child replied, "I'm saying my prayers."
I couldn't help but laugh. "Prayers? All I hear is the alphabet."
Patiently the child explained, "Well, I don't know all the words, so I give God the letters. He knows what I'm trying to say."