A disappointed salesman of Coca-Cola returned from his assignment to Saudi Arabia.
A friend asked, "Why weren't you successful with the Saudis?"
The salesman explained, "When I got posted, I was very confident that I would make a good sales pitch. But I had a problem. I didn't know how to speak Arabic. So I planned to convey the message through three posters. First poster: A man lying in the hot desert sand totally exhausted and fainting.
Second poster: The man is grinking Coca-Cola.
Third poster: Our man is now totally refreshed. And then these posters were posted all over the place.
"Terrific! That should have worked" said the friend.
"The hell it should have!" said the salesman. "No one told me they read from right to left."
Pappu met up with his close friend Bunty and told him that he had just met the girl of his dreams. He asked Bunty for advise on how he should proceed!
The wise and experienced man of the world, Bunty said, "Well, send her roses, and on the name card invite her for a home-cooked meal."
Pappu liked the idea, so he followed Bunty's advice and invited the woman. Next day after the dinner Bunty called Pappu and asked him how did the home-cooked dinner go.
Pappu cried, "It was a complete flop."
Bunty asked, "Why? Didn't the girl come to your house?"
Pappu replied, "She came, but she refused to cook and left angrily!"
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.' With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.
Dear Dad: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I
Adolf Hitler was conducting a General Staff meeting, when somebody sneezed. "Who was that!?" shouted Hitler, whirling around from a wall map of Europe. Nobody said anything. "I see," he said, "I will have 10 of you shot. And maybe then you will tell me who sneezed?" A Gestapo agent took 10 people out of the room. Shots were heard, then silence. "I will ask again," yelled Hitler, "who sneezed?" Again, nobody said anything. "Very vell," he said, "I will have another 10 of you shot!" The Gestapo agent escorted 10 more people out of the room and executed them. "For the very last time," screamed Hitler, "Who sneezed?" Finally the guilty officer could stand no more. He stood up and said, "It was me, my Fhrer. I am the one who sneezed." Hitler slowly approached the shaking officer and said, "Bless you."
A man was sentenced last week to two years in prison for faking his death three times to beat drunk driving charges. Peter C. Gentry was first arrested in 1991, but an official looking death certificate sent to authorities said he had died in a Los Angeles auto crash, and the case was dismissed. In 1994, he was arrested again and sent in another death certificate. A year later, Gentry was again arrested and supposedly died this time of "denzor hemorrhagic fever" in Africa.